Current Objectives

Events

Along a river, Skeet scares off a dire tiger stalking the chuck wagon. We continue!

As we continue along, we come across Helga walking the path - she joins us! Also, a large raven circles above. It descends, peacably, and introduces itself as Osric. It gives us some backstory about the current chunk of Azhia. Specifically, it informs us that this piece of divinity is prone to influence by those around it, and that by us calling it a meat chunk, it is, in fact, becoming more meat-chunk like. And, further, because meat chunk Azhia has been tortured and corrupted for untold centuries, it’s likely suffering from significant PTSD. We further convey our plans, and the bird is mostly approving. After some haggling, Osric offers to negotiate with some other gods for their caretaking of our god chunk. We discuss options, including a storm giant deity of memory and some stag-lord chad, and settle on him. Osric departs, alerting us that a representative of Gorum will be coming for us.

In an effort to avoid or buy some time from Gorum’s Blade, we take a detour. Along the way, we get confronted by a babbling pond, making us a super-lacklustre offer; we refuse, and continue through scrublands. The next day we see Petri flying above us; we let her pass by without drawing her attention. We hear the sounds of locusts. Osric’s feather jiggles, and through it Sheila G and Osric discuss the current state. Osric tells us that the Stag Lord is out, but that another deity, Skirnir, is also looking for them, and may be able to help. Later, we hear a warhorn in the distance. Shortly after, a lightning strike produces Skirnir, who bargains with us briefly, but Sheila G rejects all offers. Green Guts does take a stick from him, though.

We decide to head for the Sparkling Fens, abandoning our hopes in Osric. We begin travelling back towards the river, where we find Gorum’s First Blade. He offers our lives in exchange for Azhia. We refuse! COMBAT!! - He summons a blade barrier, but our party evades it!

After the first round, we’re out of time! We continue, next time!

Player Characters

• Sheila G, a human cleric of Cayden Calien (Thans)
• Green Guts, a goblin rogue (Bill)
• Helga, an elf witch (Mike)
• Balognog, a lizardfolk barbarian (Dan)
• Argon, an elf ranger (James)

Locations

• Elysium

NPCs and Notable Characters

• Skeet, a previous skeleton “best friend” of Sheila G’s
• The meat hunk of Azhia
• Osric, a giant flying raven